Magic is a fantastic hobby and a wonderful way of entertaining your family and friends. This section of the site is designed to offer some help and advice to anyone wishing to learn magic.
- Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
- Hold indoor shopping cart races.
- Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock.
- When someone asks if you need help, begin crying and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
- Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
- Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
- Put M&Ms on layaway.
- Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet back until they leave the department.
- Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long! See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
- Ask if you get to keep the Pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relieve.
- Change your accent every three seconds.
- Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
- Answer their questions with questions.Stutter on the letter P.
- Say hello, act stunned for a few seconds, then behave as if they called you.
- Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
- Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters camp, right?"
- Order a slice not a whole pizza.
- Say it's your anniversary and you'd like the deliverer to hide behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise her.
- Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
- Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
- When they repeat your order, say "again, with a little more OOMPH this time."
- Order a steamed pizza.
- If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
- Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
- Say "Ding" at each floor.
- Start a sing-a-long
- Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
- Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM! And move to the far corner of the elevator.
- Meow occasionally.
- Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a whle, then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
- Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
- Hide dairy products in inaccessible places of a friends house.
- Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
- Repeat everything someone says as a question.
- Pay for your dinner with pennies.
- Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
- Honk and wave at strangers.
- Instead of "Gallo", serve "Jack Daniels" at your next Holiday meal.
- As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
- Pretend your mouse is a CB radio and talk into it.
- Name your dog, "Dog."
- Reply to everything someone says with "That's what you think."
- Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place them back in the tray.
- Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
- Sing along at the Opera.
- Select the same song on the jukebox 50 times.
